The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?