i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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