Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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