i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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