Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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