Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
