Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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