come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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