Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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