ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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