I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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