i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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