Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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