and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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