On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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