He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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