he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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