It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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