I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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