she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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