honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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