One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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