ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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