My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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