Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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