Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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