my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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