Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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