with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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