idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Randomize
