I'm really into asian looking animals
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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