so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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