In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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