Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
