dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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