Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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