Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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