I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Randomize
