I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just google imaged poop.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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