either way he was missing a nipple.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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