i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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