State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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