i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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