life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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