It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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