i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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