oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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