it was like his penis was on wheels.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize