I'm lost and stupid without you.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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