How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
