Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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