I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's blow job season.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.