No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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